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About the Hotel

Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone, Lenham, United Kingdom, ME17 2AR
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Near the Big Cat Sanctuary
Very good
7.7
/10
3.3
4.4
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Dining Experience

The Who'D A Thought It houses a renowned restaurant known for its award-winning cuisine. Guests can enjoy a diverse menu that includes classic English dishes and a seafood Plateau Rouge curated with local ingredients. The hotel also boasts the largest selection of Champagne in Kent, attracting both travelers and locals to its Champagne and wine bar.

Unique Rooms

Each room in the hotel exhibits distinct character and charm, providing guests with a variety of themes ranging from romantic elegance to stylish contemporary. Exclusive suites, like the Gosset Grand Piano Suite, offer a spinning round bed and a private hot tub, enhancing the overall guest experience. The Vegas Suite stands out with its two private hot tubs and luxurious 9ft bed, epitomizing lavish accommodation.

Private Event Spaces

The Whody Garden Room serves as an exclusive venue for private events, accommodating up to 80 guests for formal meals. This space includes a private bar, a built-in DJ booth, and a retractable roof, ideal for celebrations ranging from weddings to corporate functions. The outdoor terrace is a perfect complement for events that extend into the night.

Special Offers and Events

The hotel introduces seasonal offers, including a formula for two nights at the price of one in Hot Tub Suites from Sunday to Thursday. Couples can also enjoy romantic dining on special occasions such as Valentine's Day, featuring a curated fine dining menu. Live music sessions on the terrace add a layer of entertainment, creating an engaging atmosphere for guests.

Boutique Shopping

Who'D A Thought It boasts a dedicated fashion boutique offering a selection of stylish clothing, jewelry, and accessories. Guests can explore curated offerings designed for those with exquisite taste, making shopping an accessible treat during their stay. This unique shop adds to the overall character of the hotel, enhancing guests' enjoyment.

Highlights

Dining: Award-winning cuisine

Rooms: Gosset Grand Piano Suite

Events: Whody Garden Room

Entertainment: Live music sessions

Must-do experiences

  • Visit the stunning St. Mary's Church for its beautiful architecture.
  • Try a Lenham sausage roll at the local bakery, a town favorite.
  • Explore the historic Lenham village square with charming shops.
  • Stroll through the captivating Lenham Museum for local history.
  • Join the Lenham Farmers' Market on Saturdays for fresh produce.
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The hotel offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
Deluxe Suite Spa Bath
2 persons
345 sq. feet 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Coffee machine
Classic Double Room Shower
2 persons
175 sq. feet 
1 Double bed
Shower
Coffee machine
Suite Four Poster Bed Spa Bath
2 persons
435 sq. feet 
1 Double bed
Shower
Coffee machine
Executive Double Suite
2 persons
690 sq. feet 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Coffee machine
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Facilities

The hotel offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences

General

  • No smoking on site
  • Free Wi-Fi
  • Parking
  • No pets allowed
  • Security
  • Adults only
  • Smoke detectors
  • Fire extinguishers
  • Key access

Guest Parking

  • Electric kettle

Services

  • Room service
  • Housekeeping
  • Welcome drink

Dining

  • In-room breakfast
  • Restaurant
  • Bar/ Lounge area
  • Picnic area/ Tables
  • Special diet menus

Children

  • Board games

Spa & Leisure

  • Beach umbrellas
  • Sun loungers
  • Sun terrace
  • Garden area
  • Jacuzzi

Room features

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating
  • Sitting area
  • Patio
  • Terrace
  • Garden furniture
  • Tea and coffee facilities
  • Ironing facilities

Bathroom

  • Free toiletries

Self-catering

  • Electric kettle

Media

  • Flat-screen TV

Room decor

  • Carpeted floor
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Dining Onsite

Who'D A Thought It features vibrant dining experiences that cater to diverse dietary needs while celebrating local ingredients. Guests can indulge in British cuisine in a romantic atmosphere or relax by the lounge fireplace, enjoying thoughtfully curated menus and refreshing beverages.

Brasserie Restaurant

British cuisine with vegetarian, vegan, gluten-free, and dairy-free options
Ambiance
Romantic setting, perfect for intimate gatherings or special occasions
Key Offerings
Signature dishes include Classic English fare and the Seafood Plateau Rouge, meticulously prepared for memorable dining experiences
Reservation
Recommended
Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner

Location

Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone, Lenham, United Kingdom, ME17 2AR
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Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone, Lenham, United Kingdom, ME17 2AR
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Explore Lenham
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Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
Leeds Castle
Leeds Castle
15-minute drive
Leeds Castle is known as the 'loveliest castle in the world' featuring beautiful gardens and historical tours. Perfect for a family day out.
Church of St Nicholas
Church of St Nicholas
25 minutes' walk
This impressive church boasts stunning architecture and serene grounds, offering a peaceful spot to reflect and enjoy the surroundings.
The Big Cat Sanctuary
The Big Cat Sanctuary
5-minute drive
Home to various big cats, this sanctuary offers tours and experiences aimed at conservation and education for all ages.
Weald Of Kent Golf Club
10-minute drive
A scenic golf course ideal for enthusiasts and beginners alike, featuring a pro shop and lessons available.
Hiking at Mote Park
15-minute drive
Mote Park offers trails and beautiful nature views, perfect for walking or picnicking. Great for those seeking relaxation surrounded by nature.
Who'd A Thought It Restaurant
Who'd A Thought It Restaurant
1-minute walk
A charming pub serving local dishes and seasonal specialties in a cozy setting, ideal for casual dining.
The Druid's Arms
5-minute drive
A traditional pub with a warm atmosphere, known for its hearty meals and locally sourced ingredients. Reservations are advised.
Maidstone Theatre
15-minute drive
A vibrant venue offering a variety of performances, from plays to stand-up comedy - perfect for an enjoyable night out.
Headcorn Village Hall
10-minute drive
Hosts community events and shows, offering family-friendly entertainment throughout the year, including fairs and concerts.
Getting around
City Centre
Lenham8 min  ·  3.1 mi
Airports
London City Airport (LCY)113 min  ·  46.7 mi
London Gatwick Airport (LGW)126 min  ·  52.0 mi
Bus
Bus stop3 min  ·  700 ft
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 15:00-23:00
Check-out
until 11 am
Guest Parking
Private parking is possible on site for free.
Internet
is available in for free.
Breakfast
The hotel Who'D A Thought It serves a full breakfast for free. 
Children & extra beds
There are no cots provided in a room. 
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Number of rooms:
20
Former name
who'd a thought it
Questions of the users
About Who'D A Thought It
Is there an option for paying later when I make a reservation?
12 November 2024
Full payment is required one week prior to your check-in date.
Can guests smoke in the outdoor areas near the hot tub?
3 December 2024
Smoking is permitted in the private patio areas, away from doors and hot tubs.
What happens if I book now? Do I pay upfront or upon arrival?
25 January 2025
Payment is collected in full one week before the check-in date.
Is there a special welcoming drink upon my arrival?
14 February 2025
Complimentary champagne is available for guests who book directly.
Can you tell me about the dining options available at the hotel?
30 March 2025
The restaurant features award-winning dishes, including classic English and seafood offerings, crafted from fresh local ingredients.
Are there events or entertainment scheduled at the hotel during my stay?
18 April 2025
Live music performances and special themed events are regularly hosted, providing an enjoyable atmosphere for guests.
What activities or services can I enjoy during my time at the hotel?
22 May 2025
Guests can indulge at the champagne bar, enjoy unique dining experiences, or explore the boutique for stylish fashion finds.
Is parking available for guests traveling by car?
10 June 2025
Complimentary parking is available for hotel guests, making travel convenient.
What can you tell me about the ambiance of the hotel?
29 July 2025
The hotel exudes character and charm, offering unique and stylish rooms that cater to a variety of tastes and preferences.
Are there any special offers or packages available when making a reservation?
17 August 2025
Various promotional packages and special offers are available, enhancing the overall guest experience.
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Who'D A Thought It

7.7
Very good302 reviews
3.1 mi from center
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