The Oyster Smack, Burnham-on-Crouch – Luxury 5★ Hotel from 140$| HotelBest.net

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About the Hotel

The Oyster Smack Inn, Burnham-on-Crouch, United Kingdom, CM0 8HR

Near the waterfront

Great

8.5

/10

4.4

Amenities

The Oyster Smack offers a cozy bar and restaurant available to guests every day. Seasonal outdoor seating allows diners to enjoy meals outside during the warmer months. Additionally, complimentary parking is provided to ease transportation needs.

Rooms

The hotel features a range of guest rooms, including en-suite facilities in standard rooms. Guests can choose from a variety of arrangements tailored to different preferences. All rooms come equipped with tea and coffee-making facilities.

Location

Situated along the picturesque coastline of Burnham-on-Crouch, the hotel is a short distance from local beaches and scenic views. The area's charming shops and restaurants are easily accessible, enhancing the guest experience. The train station is within walking distance, offering simple connections to nearby locations.

Dining

The onsite restaurant serves freshly prepared dishes, catering to a variety of tastes. Guests can select from a menu featuring seasonal ingredients and local produce. Breakfast options are available daily to start the day off right.

Entertainment

The Oyster Smack provides a welcoming bar with a seasonal outdoor seating area where guests can enjoy drinks and live music. Local attractions and events are promoted to enhance entertainment options during the stay. This creates an engaging atmosphere for visitors looking to unwind.

Highlights

Location: Picturesque coastline of Burnham-on-Crouch

Dining: Onsite restaurant with seasonal menu

Rooms: En-suite facilities in all guest rooms

Entertainment: Seasonal outdoor seating area with live music

Must-do experiences

Stroll along Burnham-on-Crouch waterfront at sunset for stunning views.
Savor fresh seafood at The Captains Table for a true local feast.
Visit the historic St. Mary's Church, known for its striking architecture.
Explore the Burnham-on-Crouch Heritage Centre for local history insights.
Try a traditional Essex cider at one of the nearby orchards.

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The Oyster Smack Hotel offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals

Classic Double Room

2 persons

130 sq. feet

1 Double bed

Shower

Heating

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Deluxe Double Room

2 persons

175 sq. feet

1 King-size bed

Shower

Heating

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Superior Double Room

2 persons

270 sq. feet

1 King-size bed and 1 Sofa bed

Shower

Heating

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Deluxe Double Room Extra Bed

2 persons

175 sq. feet

1 King-size bed and 1 Sofa bed

Shower

Heating

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Facilities

The Oyster Smack Hotel offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences

Facilities: Great

8.7/10Review score

General

No smoking on site
Wi-Fi
Parking
Pets allowed
24-hour security
Smoke detectors
Fire extinguishers

Guest Parking

Electric kettle

Services

Welcome drink

Dining

In-room breakfast
Restaurant
Bar/ Lounge area
Special diet menus

Children

Cots
Children's menu

Room features

Heating

Bathroom

Free toiletries

Self-catering

Electric kettle

Media

Flat-screen TV

Dining Onsite

Dining at The Oyster Smack Inn invites guests to savor British cuisine with a contemporary twist, all crafted from seasonal produce. Whether enjoying a family-friendly lunch or a romantic dinner, the inviting atmosphere offers a genuine taste of local flavors in a modern setting.

The Oyster Smack Inn

British cuisine

Ambiance

Family-friendly, modern, and romantic atmosphere ideal for various gatherings

Key Offerings

Daily specials and a bar serving cocktails complement the innovative menu, all set within a revamped space offering comfort and charm.

Reservation

Not needed

Lunch: 12:00 - 15:00; Dinner: 17:00 - 22:30 (Monday to Friday), 12:00 - 22:30 (Saturday), and 12:00 - 17:00 (Sunday)

The Oyster Smack Hotel Location

The Oyster Smack Inn, Burnham-on-Crouch, United Kingdom, CM0 8HR

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The Oyster Smack Inn, Burnham-on-Crouch, United Kingdom, CM0 8HR

City landmarks

Landmark

Waterfront

3500 ft

Landmark

Mangapps Railway Museum

1.3 mi

Landmark

Mangapps Railway

1.2 mi

Landmark

Wallasea Island Wild Coast

2.0 mi

Landmark

Wallasea Island

1.7 mi

Landmark

Wallasea Island Wild Coast project

3.1 mi

Island

Bridgemarsh Island

2.8 mi

Nearby

Park

Riverside Park

1900 ft

Restaurants

Mehek Indian Restaurant

900 ft

44 Station Road

The Polash

1200 ft

169 Station Road

Sgt. Pepper's

1300 ft

3 High Street

Harbour Antiques and Georgian Tea Garden

1400 ft

7 High Street

Ground Coffee House

1900 ft

Temperance House 22 High Street

Peaberries Coffee

2000 ft

41 High Street

Curry Cottage

2000 ft

47 High Street

Ruam Thai

2200 ft

20A High Street

The Burnham Seafood And Oyster Bar

2000 ft

High Street

The Ship Inn

2300 ft

52 High Street

Bistro On The Quay

2400 ft

The Quay

Explore Burnham-on-Crouch

Waterfront

13 minutes' walk

A picturesque spot for riverside views, ideal for leisurely strolls and enjoying local wildlife.

Mangapps Railway Museum

5 minutes' drive

A fascinating museum showcasing vintage trains and railway memorabilia, with family-friendly rides and events.

Riverside Park

7 minutes' walk

A beautiful green space featuring playgrounds, walking paths, and scenic views, perfect for family outings.

Wallasea Island Wild Coast

45 minutes' drive

A unique coastal reserve featuring habitats for diverse wildlife, popular for nature walks and birdwatching.

Kayaking on the River Crouch

5 minutes' drive

Thrilling kayaking adventures available for rent, allowing guests to explore the serene river at their own pace.

Yoga at Riverside Park

7 minutes' walk

Relaxing outdoor yoga sessions held regularly, providing a serene environment to unwind and rejuvenate.

Mehek Indian Restaurant

3 minutes' walk

Authentic Indian cuisine in a warm atmosphere; signature dishes include rich curries and freshly baked naan.

Sgt. Pepper's

5 minutes' walk

A casual eatery known for hearty breakfasts and comfort food; great for families and a relaxed dining experience.

Harbour Antiques and Georgian Tea Garden

5 minutes' walk

A charming spot offering live music nights and classic teas in a lovely garden setting, suitable for all ages.

Ground Coffee House

7 minutes' walk

A cozy venue for coffee enthusiasts featuring occasional poetry slams, providing a vibrant social atmosphere.

Getting around

City Centre

Burnham-on-Crouch2 min · 400 ft

Airports

London Southend (SEN)57 min · 23.6 mi

London Stansted (STN)93 min · 38.3 mi

Train

Burnham-on-Crouch Railway Station8 min · 2000 ft

Bus

Bus stop2 min · 400 ft

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Property information and rules

Check-in

from 14:00-21:00

Check-out

from 09:00-11:00

Guest Parking

Private parking is possible on site for free.

Internet

Wireless internet is available in for free.

Breakfast

You can start your day with a full breakfast, which costs GBP8.95 per person per day.

Pets

Pets are allowed on request.

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Reviews and Ratings

Feedback about The Oyster Smack Hotel from previous guests about their experience.

Review score

Based on 58 verified reviews

8.2/10

Great

83%

Recommend

Cleanliness

8.9/10

Comfort

8.9/10

Facilities

8.7/10

Free Wi-Fi

9.0/10

Location

8.8/10

Staff

9.2/10

Value for money

8.1/10

John from United Kingdom

Family with children

Deluxe Double Room

3 nights in November 2025

Reviewed:January 25, 2026

8.8/10

EXCELLENT Stay!

ideal locationcomplimentary toiletriesconvenient parkingself-service breakfast

The location IS ideal and pets ARE allowed. The room was clean and featured complimentary toiletries. Parking on site was convenient. Breakfast was good with self-service.

The car park was a little tight for space.

Dining

9/10

The restaurant offered very NICE meals. Dinner options were ample and reasonably priced. The Sunday lunch included turkey and gammon roast. salted honeycomb with ice cream.

Service

9/10

The staff were FRIENDLY and helpful during my entire stay. They were very accommodating. I REALLY appreciated their assistance with every request.

Facilities

8/10

The bar WAS very cute. On-site parking offered convenience, though space was limited. The river walks nearby PRESENTED a pleasant experience.

Rooms

9/10

The room WAS very comfy and tidy. A portable heater was provided. The bed WAS large and the room had tea, coffee, and biscuits.

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David from United Kingdom

Family with children

Deluxe Double Room

3 nights in November 2025

Reviewed:January 07, 2026

8.5/10

a very pleasant experience

clean roomriver walksgood food

The room was clean and spacious, a VERY important factor for me. I also appreciated the river walks close by. The restaurant provided good food. I had a particularly nice dinner.

Parking on-site was a little tight. This was the only minor inconvenience I experienced.

Facilities

9/10

The site has a restaurant serving breakfast, lunch and dinner, with a decent selection of dishes. I observed that the breakfast service began quite early. A bar is also available, with a range of drinks until late.

Location

8/10

The location offers access to nearby river walks, great for nice strolls and relaxation by the water. It is a convenient spot for exploring the surrounding areas and enjoying some time outdoors.

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