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About the Hotel

The Oyster Smack Inn, Burnham-on-Crouch, United Kingdom, CM0 8HR
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Near the waterfront
Great
8.4
/10
4.4
/5

Amenities

The Oyster Smack offers a cozy bar and restaurant available to guests every day. Seasonal outdoor seating allows diners to enjoy meals outside during the warmer months. Additionally, complimentary parking is provided to ease transportation needs.

Rooms

The hotel features a range of guest rooms, including en-suite facilities in standard rooms. Guests can choose from a variety of arrangements tailored to different preferences. All rooms come equipped with tea and coffee-making facilities.

Location

Situated along the picturesque coastline of Burnham-on-Crouch, the hotel is a short distance from local beaches and scenic views. The area's charming shops and restaurants are easily accessible, enhancing the guest experience. The train station is within walking distance, offering simple connections to nearby locations.

Dining

The onsite restaurant serves freshly prepared dishes, catering to a variety of tastes. Guests can select from a menu featuring seasonal ingredients and local produce. Breakfast options are available daily to start the day off right.

Entertainment

The Oyster Smack provides a welcoming bar with a seasonal outdoor seating area where guests can enjoy drinks and live music. Local attractions and events are promoted to enhance entertainment options during the stay. This creates an engaging atmosphere for visitors looking to unwind.

Highlights

Location: Picturesque coastline of Burnham-on-Crouch

Dining: Onsite restaurant with seasonal menu

Rooms: En-suite facilities in all guest rooms

Entertainment: Seasonal outdoor seating area with live music

Must-do experiences

  • Stroll along Burnham-on-Crouch waterfront at sunset for stunning views.
  • Savor fresh seafood at The Captains Table for a true local feast.
  • Visit the historic St. Mary's Church, known for its striking architecture.
  • Explore the Burnham-on-Crouch Heritage Centre for local history insights.
  • Try a traditional Essex cider at one of the nearby orchards.
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The Oyster Smack Hotel offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
Classic Double Room
2 persons
130 sq. feet 
1 Double bed
Shower
Heating
Deluxe Double Room
2 persons
175 sq. feet 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Heating
Superior Double Room
2 persons
270 sq. feet 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Heating
Deluxe Double Room Extra Bed
2 persons
175 sq. feet 
1 King-size bed and 1 Sofa bed
Shower
Heating
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Facilities

The Oyster Smack Hotel offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences
Facilities: Great
8.4/10Review score

General

  • No smoking on site
  • Wi-Fi
  • Parking
  • Pets allowed
  • 24-hour security
  • Smoke detectors
  • Fire extinguishers

Guest Parking

  • Electric kettle

Services

  • Welcome drink

Dining

  • In-room breakfast
  • Restaurant
  • Bar/ Lounge area
  • Special diet menus

Children

  • Cots
  • Children's menu

Room features

  • Heating

Bathroom

  • Free toiletries

Self-catering

  • Electric kettle

Media

  • Flat-screen TV
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Dining Onsite

Dining at The Oyster Smack Inn invites guests to savor British cuisine with a contemporary twist, all crafted from seasonal produce. Whether enjoying a family-friendly lunch or a romantic dinner, the inviting atmosphere offers a genuine taste of local flavors in a modern setting.
The Oyster Smack Hotel Burnham-on-Crouch Restaurant photo

The Oyster Smack Inn

British cuisine
Ambiance
Family-friendly, modern, and romantic atmosphere ideal for various gatherings
Key Offerings
Daily specials and a bar serving cocktails complement the innovative menu, all set within a revamped space offering comfort and charm.
Reservation
Not needed
Lunch: 12:00 - 15:00; Dinner: 17:00 - 22:30 (Monday to Friday), 12:00 - 22:30 (Saturday), and 12:00 - 17:00 (Sunday)

The Oyster Smack Hotel Location

The Oyster Smack Inn, Burnham-on-Crouch, United Kingdom, CM0 8HR
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The Oyster Smack Inn, Burnham-on-Crouch, United Kingdom, CM0 8HR
Nearby
Park
Riverside Park
1900 ft
Restaurants
Mehek Indian Restaurant
900 ft
44 Station Road
The Polash
1200 ft
169 Station Road
Sgt. Pepper's
1300 ft
3 High Street
Harbour Antiques and Georgian Tea Garden
1400 ft
7 High Street
Ground Coffee House
1900 ft
Temperance House 22 High Street
Peaberries Coffee
2000 ft
41 High Street
Curry Cottage
2000 ft
47 High Street
Ruam Thai
2200 ft
20A High Street
The Burnham Seafood And Oyster Bar
2000 ft
High Street
The Ship Inn
2300 ft
52 High Street
Bistro On The Quay
2400 ft
The Quay
Explore Burnham-on-Crouch
Explore Burnham-on-Crouch
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
Waterfront
Waterfront
13 minutes' walk
A picturesque spot for riverside views, ideal for leisurely strolls and enjoying local wildlife.
Mangapps Railway Museum
Mangapps Railway Museum
5 minutes' drive
A fascinating museum showcasing vintage trains and railway memorabilia, with family-friendly rides and events.
Riverside Park
Riverside Park
7 minutes' walk
A beautiful green space featuring playgrounds, walking paths, and scenic views, perfect for family outings.
Wallasea Island Wild Coast
Wallasea Island Wild Coast
45 minutes' drive
A unique coastal reserve featuring habitats for diverse wildlife, popular for nature walks and birdwatching.
Kayaking on the River Crouch
5 minutes' drive
Thrilling kayaking adventures available for rent, allowing guests to explore the serene river at their own pace.
Yoga at Riverside Park
7 minutes' walk
Relaxing outdoor yoga sessions held regularly, providing a serene environment to unwind and rejuvenate.
Mehek Indian Restaurant
Mehek Indian Restaurant
3 minutes' walk
Authentic Indian cuisine in a warm atmosphere; signature dishes include rich curries and freshly baked naan.
Sgt. Pepper's
Sgt. Pepper's
5 minutes' walk
A casual eatery known for hearty breakfasts and comfort food; great for families and a relaxed dining experience.
Harbour Antiques and Georgian Tea Garden
Harbour Antiques and Georgian Tea Garden
5 minutes' walk
A charming spot offering live music nights and classic teas in a lovely garden setting, suitable for all ages.
Ground Coffee House
Ground Coffee House
7 minutes' walk
A cozy venue for coffee enthusiasts featuring occasional poetry slams, providing a vibrant social atmosphere.
Getting around
City Centre
Burnham-on-Crouch2 min  ·  400 ft
Airports
London Southend Airport (SEN)57 min  ·  23.6 mi
London Stansted Airport (STN)93 min  ·  38.3 mi
Train
Burnham-on-Crouch Railway Station8 min  ·  2000 ft
Bus
Bus stop2 min  ·  400 ft
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 14:00-21:00
Check-out
from 09:00-11:00
Guest Parking
Private parking is possible on site for free.
Internet
Wireless internet is available in for free.
Breakfast
You can start your day with a full breakfast, which costs GBP8.95 per person per day. 
Pets
Pets are allowed on request.
Number of rooms:
10

Reviews and Ratings

Feedback about The Oyster Smack Hotel from previous guests about their experience.
Review score
Based on 54 verified reviews
8.1/10
Great
81%
Recommend
Breakfast
7.5/10
Cleanliness
8.7/10
Comfort
8.5/10
Facilities
8.4/10
Free Wi-Fi
8.5/10
Location
8.8/10
Staff
9.0/10
Value for money
7.8/10
Guest reviews
based on 175 reviews
8.4/10
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