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About the Hotel

The Oyster Smack Inn, Burnham-on-Crouch, United Kingdom, CM0 8HR
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Near the waterfront

Rooms

The Oyster Smack offers nine distinctly styled rooms, each providing en suite facilities, ensuring convenience and privacy. Guests can choose from carefully designed accommodations, including superior double rooms and family-sized options. All rooms come equipped with flat-screen TVs, allowing for in-room entertainment.

Dining

On-site dining options include a vibrant bar and an impressive restaurant that serves a diverse menu featuring fresh seafood and local ingredients. Guests can enjoy a hearty breakfast with various choices available daily. For those seeking relaxation, the outdoor terrace offers a unique setting for meals with waterfront views.

Location

The hotel is located along the scenic waterfront of Burnham-on-Crouch, providing stunning views of the river and surrounding areas. Close proximity to local attractions makes it easy for guests to explore the charming town and its surroundings. A short walk brings visitors to shops, cafes, and the local marina.

Activities

Outdoor enthusiasts can take advantage of various water-based activities, including sailing and fishing close to the hotel. The Oyster Smack also provides easy access to walking trails and nature spots for guests who enjoy hiking. Regular local events in the town offer additional entertainment and culture.

Unique Selling Point

The standout feature of The Oyster Smack is its vibrant bar area, which boasts a selection of local ales and fine wines. Guests can unwind with crafted cocktails while enjoying live music events on select nights. This space is perfect for socializing and experiencing the local culture.

Highlights

Location: Scenic waterfront with river views

Rooms: Nine distinctly styled rooms

Dining: Restaurant serving fresh seafood

Activities: Access to sailing and walking trails

Must-do experiences

  • Stroll along Burnham-on-Crouch waterfront at sunset for stunning views.
  • Savor fresh seafood at The Captains Table for a true local feast.
  • Visit the historic St. Mary's Church, known for its striking architecture.
  • Explore the Burnham-on-Crouch Heritage Centre for local history insights.
  • Try a traditional Essex cider at one of the nearby orchards.
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The hotel offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
Classic Double Room
2 persons
12 m² 
1 Double bed
Shower
Heating
Deluxe Double Room
2 persons
16 m² 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Heating
Superior Double Room
2 persons
25 m² 
1 King-size bed and 1 Sofa bed
Shower
Heating
Deluxe Double Room Extra Bed
2 persons
16 m² 
1 King-size bed and 1 Sofa bed
Shower
Heating
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Getting around

A list of all available modes of transport

City Centre
Burnham-on-Crouch100 m
Airports
London Southend (SEN) 38.0 km
London Stansted (STN) 61.6 km
Bus
Bus stop100 m

Facilities

The hotel offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences

General

  • No smoking on site
  • Free Wi-Fi
  • Free parking
  • Off-site car park
  • Pets allowed
  • 24-hour security
  • Smoke detectors
  • Fire extinguishers

Guest Parking

  • Electric kettle

Services

  • Welcome drink

Dining

  • In-room breakfast
  • Restaurant
  • Bar/ Lounge area
  • Special diet menus

Children

  • Cots
  • Children's menu

Room features

  • Heating

Bathroom

  • Free toiletries

Self-catering

  • Electric kettle

Media

  • Flat-screen TV
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Dining Onsite

Dining at The Oyster Smack Inn invites guests to savor British cuisine with a contemporary twist, all crafted from seasonal produce. Whether enjoying a family-friendly lunch or a romantic dinner, the inviting atmosphere offers a genuine taste of local flavors in a modern setting.
The Oyster Smack Hotel Burnham-on-Crouch Restaurant photo

The Oyster Smack Inn

British cuisine
Ambiance
Family-friendly, modern, and romantic atmosphere ideal for various gatherings
Key Offerings
Daily specials and a bar serving cocktails complement the innovative menu, all set within a revamped space offering comfort and charm.
Reservation
Not needed
Lunch: 12:00 - 15:00; Dinner: 17:00 - 22:30 (Monday to Friday), 12:00 - 22:30 (Saturday), and 12:00 - 17:00 (Sunday)

Location

The Oyster Smack Inn, Burnham-on-Crouch, United Kingdom, CM0 8HR
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The Oyster Smack Inn, Burnham-on-Crouch, United Kingdom, CM0 8HR
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