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About the Hotel

Balinsasayaw Road, El Nido, Philippines, 5313

Close to El Nido Main Beach

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9.7

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4.8

3-star boutique hotel in El Nido with unique jungle cabins

Accommodations

The Funny Lion offers 50 thoughtfully designed rooms, blending comfort and nature. Each room features rustic wooden interiors, air conditioning, and a private balcony for outdoor enjoyment. Premium seashell-shaped Jacuzzis in select cabins provide a distinctive touch for relaxation.

Dining

The hotel hosts the Jungle Bar, which serves daily breakfast and a variety of local and international dishes throughout the day. The in-house restaurant offers an array of seafood options sourced from the local market. Special themed dinner nights showcase traditional Filipino cuisine.

Location

Situated in the picturesque town of El Nido, striking landscapes surround The Funny Lion. Guests can access popular tourist destinations, such as the famous El Nido beaches, within a short distance. The hotel also provides easy connections to guided island hopping tours.

Wellness

The Funny Lion features the Lion's Spa, offering rejuvenating treatments and traditional massage services. Guests have the option to enjoy massages in the privacy of their rooms or at the spa facility. A refreshing outdoor swimming pool complements the wellness experience.

Unique Ziplines

A standout feature of The Funny Lion is its exclusive zipline, which provides breathtaking views of El Nido's tropical surroundings. The zipline experience offers a thrilling adventure for guests, promoting an active lifestyle. Safety measures and trained staff ensure a secure and enjoyable ride.

Highlights

Dining: Local and international dishes at Jungle Bar

Location: Walking distance to El Nido beaches

Wellness: Rejuvenating treatments at Lion's Spa

Activities: Exclusive zipline with breathtaking views

Must-do experiences

Kayak to Palawan's Hidden Beach for stunning views and tranquility.
Savor local mango tart at El Nido Artisan Bakery for a sweet treat.
Visit the Marimegmeg Beach at sunset for breathtaking colors.
Explore the Taraw Cliffs for a challenging hike and panoramic views.
Join a local cooking class to learn about Filipino dishes firsthand.

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Select your room type

The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals

Standard Twin Room

2 persons

280 sq. feet

2 Single beds

Shower

Balcony

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Deluxe King Room

2 persons

280 sq. feet

1 King-size bed

Shower

Balcony

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Facilities

The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences

Facilities: Perfect

9.0/10Review score

General

No smoking on site
Wi-Fi
Safe deposit box
Concierge desk
No pets allowed
24-hour security
Luggage storage
Smoke detectors
Fire extinguishers

Sports & Fitness

Fitness centre
Cycling
Archery

Guest Parking

Electric kettle

Services

Paid airport shuttle
Room service
Housekeeping
Laundry
Happy hour

Dining

Restaurant
Bar/ Lounge area

Spa & Leisure

Outdoor swimming pool
Sun loungers
Spa & wellness centre
Back massage
Head massage
Full body massage
Foot massage
Pool with view

Room features

Air conditioning
Mini-bar
Garden furniture
Tea and coffee facilities
Ironing facilities

Bathroom

Free toiletries

Self-catering

Electric kettle

Media

AM/FM alarm clock

Room decor

Carpeted floor

Dining Onsite

At The Funny Lion, guests can embark on a delightful culinary morning with a variety of breakfast options that cater to diverse tastes. With a focus on local influences and familiar favorites, the dining experience is both warm and inviting, offering the perfect start to any day in El Nido.

The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel Restaurant photo

Restaurant #1

Buffet, Continental, American

Ambiance

Bright and inviting dining area, perfect for casual breakfast gatherings

Key Offerings

Buffet featuring a mix of continental and American breakfast delights, ideal for fueling adventures ahead

Reservation

Breakfast only, hours vary

The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel Location

Balinsasayaw Road, El Nido, Philippines, 5313

Map view

Balinsasayaw Road, El Nido, Philippines, 5313

City landmarks

Beach

Seven Commandos Beach

2100 ft

Beach

Papaya Beach

2100 ft

Beach

Ipil Ipil Beach

2700 ft

Beach

Corong Corong Beach

1.1 mi

Beach

Caalan Beach

5200 ft

Landmark

Casa Avelina Beach Cottages

4700 ft

Beach

Lapus Lapus beach

4300 ft

Landmark

Garden Bay Beach Resort El Nido

1.0 mi

Landmark

Mount Bubulugan

1.3 mi

Landmark

Barangay Corong Corong

1.1 mi

Landmark

Ipil Beach 2

1.1 mi

Landmark

Pa-Lao-Yu Dive Resort

1.2 mi

Landmark

Paradise Beach

1.7 mi

Beach

Las Cabanas Beach

2.4 mi

Beach

Marimegmeg Beach

2.3 mi

Landmark

Lio Tourism Estate

2.5 mi

Landmark

Vanilla Beach El Nido

2.3 mi

Landmark

Mangrove Ecopark

2.3 mi

Island

Depeldet Island

2.4 mi

Beach

Nat Nat Beach

2.5 mi

Landmark

Cathedral Caves

2.8 mi

Landmark

Cudugnon Cave

2.8 mi

Island

Tapiutan Island

2.8 mi

Nearby

access via Rizal Street

Taraw Cliff

600 ft

Pasadena

Nagkalit-Kalit Falls

200 ft

Taytay - El Nido National Hwy

El Nido, Palawan

600 ft

Maligaya

1900 ft

Rizal St

Canopy Walk

1400 ft

Beach

El Nido Main Beach

1500 ft

Barangay Buena Suerte

Masagana beach

1200 ft

Restaurants

Scape Skydeck El Nido

1100 ft

Tamban Street Brgy Masagana

V and V Bagel

1400 ft

Hama Street

Gusto Gelato

1500 ft

Hama Street Barangay Masagana

District Bar + Kitchen

1400 ft

Osmena Street

Lucky Alofa

1400 ft

Hama street

Squidos

400 ft

Hama St

SAVA Beach Bar

500 ft

Calle Hama

Tuk Tuk Thai Cuisine

1300 ft

Calle Hama

Explore El Nido

Experience El Nido

Taraw Cliff

2 minutes' walk

Stunning views of El Nido and the surrounding islands. Great for photography and a short hike.

Nagkalit-Kalit Falls

1 minute' walk

A serene waterfall nestled in lush greenery, ideal for a refreshing dip and relaxation in nature.

Seven Commandos Beach

8 minutes' walk

Renowned for its powdery white sand and crystal waters, perfect for sunbathing and beach activities.

Ipil Ipil Beach

10 minutes' walk

Quiet beach known for stunning sunsets and clear waters, ideal for swimming and relaxation.

Kayaking at Seven Commandos Beach

8 minutes' walk

Rent a kayak to explore the tranquil waters and beautiful coves around Seven Commandos Beach.

Yoga Sessions

6 minutes' walk

Join local yoga classes for relaxation and wellness, set in an ambient environment.

Scape Skydeck El Nido

4 minutes' walk

Rooftop restaurant offering panoramic views, signature cocktails, and a fusion of local and international dishes.

District Bar + Kitchen

6 minutes' walk

Trendy spot with a vibrant atmosphere serving Filipino favorites and international cuisine. Great for groups.

El Nido Night Market

10 minutes' walk

Local market featuring crafts, food stalls, and live music. Family-friendly and great for evening strolls.

Lucky Alofa

6 minutes' walk

Chill bar with a laid-back vibe offering live music and local beers. A perfect spot to relax after a day's exploration.

Getting around

City Centre

El Nido6 min · 2.2 mi

Airports

El Nido (ENI)11 min · 4.2 mi

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Property information and rules

Check-in

from 14:00-23:59

Check-out

until 12 pm

Guest Parking

No parking available.

Internet

Wireless internet is available in for free.

Breakfast

The hotel The Funny Lion - El Nido provides visitors with a free full breakfast.

Pets

Pets are not allowed.

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Reviews and Ratings

Feedback about The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel from previous guests about their experience.

Review score

Based on 3224 verified reviews

9.7/10

Perfect

98%

Recommend

Breakfast

8.0/10

Cleanliness

9.1/10

Comfort

9.2/10

Facilities

9.0/10

Free Wi-Fi

8.7/10

Location

9.2/10

Paid Wi-Fi

7.5/10

Staff

9.6/10

Value for money

8.5/10

Hugh from United Kingdom

Family with children

Deluxe King Room

4 nights in November 2025

Reviewed: January 29, 2026

7/10

free transportbeach matroad noisehigh price

The staff remembered my name and greeted me. The hotel offers free transport to Papaya Beach with a van and boat. This included a beach mat for use there.

My room faced a road and was quite noisy most of the time. Service in the bar and restaurant was slow. I felt the noise issue and slow service did not match the hotel's price.

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jason from canada

Single

deluxe king room

4 nights in November 2025

Reviewed: January 04, 2026

9.2/10

amazing stay!

linen carry bagdiscount voucherconvenient hourking bed

the hotel provided linen carry bag, bandanas and bracelets. a welcome drink was offered on arrival, alongside discount vouchers for the spa, restaurant and bar. the swimming pool opening hours were convenient. the king bed was large and the air conditioning functioned well.

the roosters next to the hotel made noise. i had a problem sleeping because of this. it really ruined the stay at such a good hotel

Facilities

9/10

the swimming pool is available for use before breakfast. the hotel organizes island tours a and c. papaya beach access is included .

Dining

9/10

the breakfast starts early at 7am, advantageous for early island tours. varied breakfast options were available. it facilitates early starts for island tours that begin around 8.30-9am.

Service

10/10

the team helped organize island tours and the trip to papaya beach. the staff are helpful and attentive to needs! they provided a linen carry bag, bandanas, and bracelets.

Rooms

9/10

the room had a big-sized king bed. it also had good air conditioning! the safe was large enough for a 14in laptop. nice clean rooms were provided.

Location

9/10

papaya beach is a private beach for hotel guests. the hotel provided transport to papaya beach! the hotel is within walking distance to many restaurants and cafes.

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Jayden from United Kingdom

Couple

Deluxe King Room

4 nights in November 2025

Reviewed: January 04, 2026

9/10

A Wonderful Stay!

buffet breakfastconvenient accessbusy road

I stayed in a beautiful king room. The breakfast buffet provided ample options for everyone. THE staff greeted guests by name. The location provided convenient access to both the beach and restaurants.

My room faced a balcony on a busy road. There was noise much of the time. The slow service in the bar and restaurant was disappointing. I felt that the noise and service didn't match the hotel's price.

Service

9/10

The staff was attentive and friendly. They were always ready to assist with a smile. They ensured that all our needs were met promptly. Val and Julie had very nice energy.

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Aaron from United Kingdom

Couple

Deluxe King Room

4 nights in November 2025

Reviewed: December 15, 2025

9.3/10

Really good Service and Attention to Detail

private beachbreakfast optionsnoisy road

The staff remembered my name from day one. Val and Julie were always ready to assist. The hotel provided daily access to a private beach. It was just a short boat ride away. The local and western breakfast options were delicious.

My room faced a busy road. It was quite noisy at most times. This made it hard to fully relax in the room during the day.

Dining

9/10

The hotel offers on-site dining. Wonderful breakfast options were available. The breakfast included both local and western dishes. These dishes enhanced my overall experience at the hotel.

Facilities

9/10

The hotel features a private beach. Access to the beach is complimentary. The beach is accessible via a short boat ride. This provided an exclusive and convenient getaway.

Location

9/10

The hotel is near shops and dining options. Tuk-tuks are readily available. Various spots are reachable from the hotel. It provides easy access to exploring the area.

Service

10/10

The staff are attentive. They are upbeat and responsive. Val, Ember and Julie were amazing. They provided super helpful service.

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Ian from United Kingdom

Single

Deluxe King Room

4 nights in August 2025

Reviewed: October 18, 2025

9/10