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About the Hotel

Balinsasayaw Road, El Nido, Philippines, 5313
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Close to El Nido Main Beach
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Location

The Funny Lion is conveniently located just a short distance from El Nido town center, allowing easy access to local attractions and activities. This hotel serves as a gateway to the stunning Bacuit Archipelago, famous for its crystal-clear waters and limestone cliffs. Guests can quickly embark on island-hopping tours to explore the pristine beaches and hidden lagoons that define the area.

Rooms

The Funny Lion offers 40 spacious rooms designed for comfort and relaxation. Each room is equipped with a private balcony, providing scenic views of the surrounding landscape. The hotel's accommodations include Lion's Den rooms and Lion's Pride suites, each featuring unique design elements that enhance the guest experience.

Dining

Dining at The Funny Lion includes the on-site restaurant, The Roof Deck, which offers a diverse menu of local and international cuisine. The hotel emphasizes fresh ingredients, with many dishes prepared from locally sourced produce. Guests can also enjoy cocktails and light snacks while taking in panoramic views from the rooftop bar.

Wellness

For wellness enthusiasts, The Funny Lion features a refreshing infinity pool that overlooks the natural landscape. The hotel offers various wellness activities, including yoga classes and guided meditation sessions. Guests can unwind in the spa, benefiting from treatments designed to restore balance and tranquility.

Activities

The hotel provides easy access to a range of activities, including snorkeling, kayaking, and diving in the nearby marine sanctuary. Adventure seekers can join guided tours to experience island hopping and explore some of the region's hidden gems. Evening entertainment options often include local cultural shows and music.

Highlights

Location: Prime access to Bacuit Archipelago tours

Rooms: 40 spacious rooms with private balconies

Dining: The Roof Deck with local and international cuisine

Wellness: Infinity pool & wellness activities

Activities: Snorkeling and local cultural shows

Must-do experiences

  • Kayak to Palawan's Hidden Beach for stunning views and tranquility.
  • Savor local mango tart at El Nido Artisan Bakery for a sweet treat.
  • Visit the Marimegmeg Beach at sunset for breathtaking colors.
  • Explore the Taraw Cliffs for a challenging hike and panoramic views.
  • Join a local cooking class to learn about Filipino dishes firsthand.
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The hotel offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
Standard Twin Room
2 persons
280 sq. feet 
2 Single beds
Shower
Balcony
Deluxe King Room
2 persons
280 sq. feet 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Balcony

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Facilities

The hotel offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences

General

  • No smoking on site
  • Free Wi-Fi
  • Safe deposit box
  • Concierge desk
  • No pets allowed
  • 24-hour security
  • Luggage storage
  • Smoke detectors
  • Fire extinguishers

Sports & Fitness

  • Fitness centre
  • Cycling
  • Archery

Guest Parking

  • Electric kettle

Services

  • Paid airport shuttle
  • Room service
  • Housekeeping
  • Laundry
  • Happy hour

Dining

  • Restaurant
  • Bar/ Lounge area

Spa & Leisure

  • Outdoor swimming pool
  • Sun loungers
  • Spa & wellness centre
  • Back massage
  • Head massage
  • Full body massage
  • Foot massage
  • Pool with view

Room features

  • Air conditioning
  • Mini-bar
  • Garden furniture
  • Tea and coffee facilities
  • Ironing facilities

Bathroom

  • Free toiletries

Self-catering

  • Electric kettle

Media

  • AM/FM alarm clock

Room decor

  • Carpeted floor
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Dining Onsite

At The Funny Lion, guests can embark on a delightful culinary morning with a variety of breakfast options that cater to diverse tastes. With a focus on local influences and familiar favorites, the dining experience is both warm and inviting, offering the perfect start to any day in El Nido.
The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel Restaurant photo
The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel Restaurant photo

Restaurant #1

Buffet, Continental, American
Ambiance
Bright and inviting dining area, perfect for casual breakfast gatherings
Key Offerings
Buffet featuring a mix of continental and American breakfast delights, ideal for fueling adventures ahead
Reservation
No
Breakfast only, hours vary

Location

Balinsasayaw Road, El Nido, Philippines, 5313
Map view
Balinsasayaw Road, El Nido, Philippines, 5313
Nearby
access via Rizal Street
Taraw Cliff
600 ft
Pasadena
Nagkalit-Kalit Falls
200 ft
Taytay - El Nido National Hwy
El Nido, Palawan
600 ft
Maligaya
1900 ft
Rizal St
Canopy Walk
1400 ft
Beach
El Nido Main Beach
1500 ft
Barangay Buena Suerte
Masagana beach
1200 ft
Restaurants
Scape Skydeck El Nido
1100 ft
Tamban Street Brgy Masagana
V and V Bagel
1400 ft
Hama Street
Gusto Gelato
1500 ft
Hama Street Barangay Masagana
District Bar + Kitchen
1400 ft
Osmena Street
Lucky Alofa
1400 ft
Hama street
Squidos
400 ft
Hama St
SAVA Beach Bar
500 ft
Calle Hama
Tuk Tuk Thai Cuisine
1300 ft
Calle Hama
Explore El Nido
Experience El Nido
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
Taraw Cliff
Taraw Cliff
2 minutes' walk
Stunning views of El Nido and the surrounding islands. Great for photography and a short hike.
Nagkalit-Kalit Falls
Nagkalit-Kalit Falls
1 minute' walk
A serene waterfall nestled in lush greenery, ideal for a refreshing dip and relaxation in nature.
Seven Commandos Beach
Seven Commandos Beach
8 minutes' walk
Renowned for its powdery white sand and crystal waters, perfect for sunbathing and beach activities.
Ipil Ipil Beach
10 minutes' walk
Quiet beach known for stunning sunsets and clear waters, ideal for swimming and relaxation.
Kayaking at Seven Commandos Beach
8 minutes' walk
Rent a kayak to explore the tranquil waters and beautiful coves around Seven Commandos Beach.
Yoga Sessions
6 minutes' walk
Join local yoga classes for relaxation and wellness, set in an ambient environment.
Scape Skydeck El Nido
Scape Skydeck El Nido
4 minutes' walk
Rooftop restaurant offering panoramic views, signature cocktails, and a fusion of local and international dishes.
District Bar + Kitchen
District Bar + Kitchen
6 minutes' walk
Trendy spot with a vibrant atmosphere serving Filipino favorites and international cuisine. Great for groups.
El Nido Night Market
10 minutes' walk
Local market featuring crafts, food stalls, and live music. Family-friendly and great for evening strolls.
Lucky Alofa
Lucky Alofa
6 minutes' walk
Chill bar with a laid-back vibe offering live music and local beers. A perfect spot to relax after a day's exploration.
Getting around
City Centre
El Nido6 min  ·  2.2 mi
Airports
El Nido (ENI)11 min  ·  4.2 mi
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 14:00-23:59
Check-out
until 12 pm
Guest Parking
No parking available.
Internet
is available in for free.
Breakfast
The hotel The Funny Lion - El Nido provides visitors with a free full breakfast. 
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Number of rooms:
48
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