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About the Hotel

Balinsasayaw Road, El Nido, Philippines, 5313
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Close to El Nido Main Beach
Perfect
9.0
9.7
/10
5.0
4.8
/5

Accommodations

The Funny Lion offers 50 thoughtfully designed rooms, blending comfort and nature. Each room features rustic wooden interiors, air conditioning, and a private balcony for outdoor enjoyment. Premium seashell-shaped Jacuzzis in select cabins provide a distinctive touch for relaxation.

Dining

The hotel hosts the Jungle Bar, which serves daily breakfast and a variety of local and international dishes throughout the day. The in-house restaurant offers an array of seafood options sourced from the local market. Special themed dinner nights showcase traditional Filipino cuisine.

Location

Situated in the picturesque town of El Nido, striking landscapes surround The Funny Lion. Guests can access popular tourist destinations, such as the famous El Nido beaches, within a short distance. The hotel also provides easy connections to guided island hopping tours.

Wellness

The Funny Lion features the Lion's Spa, offering rejuvenating treatments and traditional massage services. Guests have the option to enjoy massages in the privacy of their rooms or at the spa facility. A refreshing outdoor swimming pool complements the wellness experience.

Unique Ziplines

A standout feature of The Funny Lion is its exclusive zipline, which provides breathtaking views of El Nido's tropical surroundings. The zipline experience offers a thrilling adventure for guests, promoting an active lifestyle. Safety measures and trained staff ensure a secure and enjoyable ride.

Highlights

Dining: Local and international dishes at Jungle Bar

Location: Walking distance to El Nido beaches

Wellness: Rejuvenating treatments at Lion's Spa

Activities: Exclusive zipline with breathtaking views

Must-do experiences

  • Kayak to Palawan's Hidden Beach for stunning views and tranquility.
  • Savor local mango tart at El Nido Artisan Bakery for a sweet treat.
  • Visit the Marimegmeg Beach at sunset for breathtaking colors.
  • Explore the Taraw Cliffs for a challenging hike and panoramic views.
  • Join a local cooking class to learn about Filipino dishes firsthand.
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The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
Standard Twin Room
2 persons
280 sq. feet 
2 Single beds
Shower
Balcony
Deluxe King Room
2 persons
280 sq. feet 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Balcony

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Facilities

The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences
Facilities: Perfect
9.1/10Review score

General

  • No smoking on site
  • Wi-Fi
  • Safe deposit box
  • Concierge desk
  • No pets allowed
  • 24-hour security
  • Luggage storage
  • Smoke detectors
  • Fire extinguishers

Sports & Fitness

  • Fitness centre
  • Cycling
  • Archery

Guest Parking

  • Electric kettle

Services

  • Paid airport shuttle
  • Room service
  • Housekeeping
  • Laundry
  • Happy hour

Dining

  • Restaurant
  • Bar/ Lounge area

Spa & Leisure

  • Outdoor swimming pool
  • Sun loungers
  • Spa & wellness centre
  • Back massage
  • Head massage
  • Full body massage
  • Foot massage
  • Pool with view

Room features

  • Air conditioning
  • Mini-bar
  • Garden furniture
  • Tea and coffee facilities
  • Ironing facilities

Bathroom

  • Free toiletries

Self-catering

  • Electric kettle

Media

  • AM/FM alarm clock

Room decor

  • Carpeted floor
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Dining Onsite

At The Funny Lion, guests can embark on a delightful culinary morning with a variety of breakfast options that cater to diverse tastes. With a focus on local influences and familiar favorites, the dining experience is both warm and inviting, offering the perfect start to any day in El Nido.
The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel Restaurant photo
The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel Restaurant photo

Restaurant #1

Buffet, Continental, American
Ambiance
Bright and inviting dining area, perfect for casual breakfast gatherings
Key Offerings
Buffet featuring a mix of continental and American breakfast delights, ideal for fueling adventures ahead
Reservation
No
Breakfast only, hours vary

The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel Location

Balinsasayaw Road, El Nido, Philippines, 5313
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Balinsasayaw Road, El Nido, Philippines, 5313
Nearby
access via Rizal Street
Taraw Cliff
600 ft
Pasadena
Nagkalit-Kalit Falls
200 ft
Taytay - El Nido National Hwy
El Nido, Palawan
600 ft
Maligaya
1900 ft
Rizal St
Canopy Walk
1400 ft
Beach
El Nido Main Beach
1500 ft
Barangay Buena Suerte
Masagana beach
1200 ft
Restaurants
Scape Skydeck El Nido
1100 ft
Tamban Street Brgy Masagana
V and V Bagel
1400 ft
Hama Street
Gusto Gelato
1500 ft
Hama Street Barangay Masagana
District Bar + Kitchen
1400 ft
Osmena Street
Lucky Alofa
1400 ft
Hama street
Squidos
400 ft
Hama St
SAVA Beach Bar
500 ft
Calle Hama
Tuk Tuk Thai Cuisine
1300 ft
Calle Hama
Explore El Nido
Experience El Nido
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
Taraw Cliff
Taraw Cliff
2 minutes' walk
Stunning views of El Nido and the surrounding islands. Great for photography and a short hike.
Nagkalit-Kalit Falls
Nagkalit-Kalit Falls
1 minute' walk
A serene waterfall nestled in lush greenery, ideal for a refreshing dip and relaxation in nature.
Seven Commandos Beach
Seven Commandos Beach
8 minutes' walk
Renowned for its powdery white sand and crystal waters, perfect for sunbathing and beach activities.
Ipil Ipil Beach
10 minutes' walk
Quiet beach known for stunning sunsets and clear waters, ideal for swimming and relaxation.
Kayaking at Seven Commandos Beach
8 minutes' walk
Rent a kayak to explore the tranquil waters and beautiful coves around Seven Commandos Beach.
Yoga Sessions
6 minutes' walk
Join local yoga classes for relaxation and wellness, set in an ambient environment.
Scape Skydeck El Nido
Scape Skydeck El Nido
4 minutes' walk
Rooftop restaurant offering panoramic views, signature cocktails, and a fusion of local and international dishes.
District Bar + Kitchen
District Bar + Kitchen
6 minutes' walk
Trendy spot with a vibrant atmosphere serving Filipino favorites and international cuisine. Great for groups.
El Nido Night Market
10 minutes' walk
Local market featuring crafts, food stalls, and live music. Family-friendly and great for evening strolls.
Lucky Alofa
Lucky Alofa
6 minutes' walk
Chill bar with a laid-back vibe offering live music and local beers. A perfect spot to relax after a day's exploration.
Getting around
City Centre
El Nido6 min  ·  2.2 mi
Airports
El Nido (ENI)11 min  ·  4.2 mi
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 14:00-23:59
Check-out
until 12 pm
Guest Parking
No parking available.
Internet
Wireless internet is available in for free.
Breakfast
The hotel The Funny Lion - El Nido provides visitors with a free full breakfast. 
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Number of rooms:
48

Reviews and Ratings

Feedback about The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel from previous guests about their experience.
Review score
Based on 652 verified reviews
9.1/10
Perfect
93%
Recommend
Breakfast
8.0/10
Cleanliness
9.2/10
Comfort
9.3/10
Facilities
9.1/10
Free Wi-Fi
7.0/10
Location
9.3/10
Paid Wi-Fi
7.5/10
Staff
9.7/10
Value for money
8.6/10
Guest reviews
based on 1503 reviews
9.0/10
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